10. my most embarrassing moment. oh no.

10. Describe your most embarrassing moment.

I have three “most embarrassing moments.” One is so embarrassing it could be considered quite disgusting; another will forever make me face palm; and the last story is best told out loud. I’m not so sure I’m brave enough to tell the first one (I’ll just sum it up for you—think 3 hour blizzard, traffic jam, no bathroom—yeah… I’ll leave it at that haha).

My second story involves an awkward encounter with a boy (doesn’t it always?).

And the third story is just plain ridiculous (I may record myself telling it, that way you can face palm and laugh at me even more).

I’m sure you’re all dying to hear about the boy—and, without naming names and getting all weird—I’m just gonna plow on ahead. Haha So. I was 17 at the time and been crushing major on this guy for about a year. Pretty sure everyone knew it—and I’m pretty positive he did, too. Whenever he was around me, I tried coming up with funny stories to make him laugh—and seem completely oblivious to how he made me feel. Hard game to play for a year, let me tell you. That summer, we became good friends, and I thought he was interested in me. One night, I got up the courage I’d been holding in for FOREVER and made a move. He turned his head away, my kiss landed on his cheek, and he said, “No.”

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I think I died and exploded and fainted right then and there. Come to find out, I was still very much alive and conscious when I heard him say, “I’m sorry—I just don’t feel the same way about you. You’re not my type.” I kind of blanked out for a bit, then came back to hear: “You’re gonna find someone who loves you for you, but that’s not me.” Awkward silence and then he said, “Poptarts?” Then we split some Poptarts and we confirmed we’d still be friends.

*Let out long breath*

Welp.

That’s my most embarrassing story, folks. I didn’t go into too much detail for fear of more embarrassment on my part and his. Let’s just say, there’s more to the story…but I wouldn’t dare put it up. Hahhaa That’s all you’re getting from me!

Now, to be fair, what’s your most embarrassing moment? :]

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